“It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.”
More from Woody Allen
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“Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.”
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“I took a speed-reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
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“If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.”
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“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.”
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“It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.”